I Am Invigorated By Work, Wasted By

A Frog In Love Would Not Be Enchanted To Learn That Her Beloved Had Turned Into Prince Charming.

Cheerfulness Is A Policy; Happiness Is A Talent.

I Answered My Father's Demands For Sympathy With Silence.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!