I Am Here To Fix The Problem

Criticism Should Be Done By Critics, And A Critic Should Have Some Training And Some Love Of The Medium He Is Discussing. But These Days, Gossip-columnist Training Seems To Be Enough Qualification. I Suppose An Ability To Stand On Your Feet Through Interminable Cocktail Parties And Swig Interminable Gins In Between Devouring Masses Of Fried Prawns May Just Possibly Help You To Understand And Appreciate What A Director Is Getting At, But For The Life Of Me I Can't See How.

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

Women Are More Difficult To Handle Than Men. It's Their Minds.

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.

François: Do You Know What Kind Of A Bomb It Was? Clouseau: Yes, The Exploding Kind.