I Am Here To Fix The Problem

To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

Facts - Behind Them Lies The Whole Fabric Of Deductive Truth.

When You Have Been Killed As Many Times As I Have, You Get Used To It.