I Am Going To Be The Next

We Talked About Politics Constantly In My Family Growing Up In North Carolina. There Were Always Debates. Being Of Greek Background, It's In Our Blood To Drink Coffee And Talk Politics.

I Think If They Put A Laugh Track On 'intervention,' It Would Be Funny.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

That's One Of The Great Things About Comedy: We Can - And Should - Say The Things That Other People Aren't Supposed To Say. If We Didn't Do That, If We Didn't Push Against Those Limits, We'd Just Be Standing Around Onstage And Yelling.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.