I Am Going To Be The Next

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

I Think If They Put A Laugh Track On 'intervention,' It Would Be Funny.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.