I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

After You've Read A Novel, You Only Retain A Vague Memory Of Its Contents. You Remember The Atmosphere, The Odd Image Or Phrase Or Vivid Cameo.

Ninety-eight Per Cent Of Laughter Is Nothing To Do With Jokes, Which Do Not Deserve To Bear The Weight Of All The Funny Stuff In The World.

Obviously I Am Not Bothered About Men's Fashion - Is Anyone, Apart From Jonathan Ross?

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.