I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly

I Couldn't Really See The Point Of Having Lunch Unless It Started At 1:00 And Ended A Week Later In Monte Carlo.

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.

An Uninspiring Canvas Becomes A Glamorous Masterpiece When It Is Reattributed To A Better-known Artist.