I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

The Outfits Come And Go But There Is A Constant That I Like About The Catwalk Model: The Snotty Expression.

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.

Global Warming, The Ongoing Destruction Of The Planet, Third World Debt, The Uselessness Of The Railways, The Takeover By The Corporations, The Scary George Bush Person: All These Things Are Important And Should Be Animating Me Into Outrage. Yet Somehow They Do Not.

The Real Change That Paintings Undergo Is In The Perceptions Of The Viewer.