I Am An Only Child. I Have

I Am Plagued By Doubts.

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

Those Modern Analysts, They Charge So Much! In My Day, For Five Marks Freud Himself Would Treat You. For Ten Marks He Would Treat You And Press Your Pants. For Fifteen Marks Freud Would Let You Treat Him - That Included A Choice Of Any Two Vegetables.

Because It's Much More Pleasant To Be Obsessed Over How The Hero Gets Out Of His Predicament Than It Is Over How I Get Out Of Mine.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.