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The Truth Is, No Man Is White And No Man Is Black. We Are All Freckled.

To Think Is To Differ.

One Believes In The Truthfulness Of A Man Because Of His Long Experience With The Man, And Because The Man Has Always Told A Consistent Story. But No Man Has Told So Consistent A Story As Nature.

The Only Real Lawyers Are Trial Lawyers, And Trial Lawyers Try Cases To Juries.

Everything Serious That He Says Is A Joke And Everything Humorous That He Says Is Dead Serious.