Someday I Hope To Write A Book

All Men Have An Emotion To Kill; When They Strongly Dislike Someone They Involuntarily Wish He Was Dead. I Have Never Killed Any One, But I Have Read Some Obituary Notices With Great Satisfaction.

Some False Representations Contravene The Law; Some Do Not. ... The Sensibilities Of No Two Men Are The Same. Some Would Refuse To Sell Property Without Carefully Explaining All About Its Merits And Defects, And Putting Themselves In The Purchasers' Place And Inquiring If He Himself Would Buy Under The Circumstances. But Such Men Never Would Be Prosperous Merchants.

Do You, Good People, Believe That Adam And Eve Were Created In The Garden Of Eden And That They Were Forbidden To Eat From The Tree Of Knowledge? I Do. The Church Has Always Been Afraid Of That Tree. It Still Is Afraid Of Knowledge. Some Of You Say Religion Makes People Happy. So Does Laughing Gas. So Does Whiskey. I Believe In The Brain Of Man.

In Life One Cannot Eat His Cake And Have It, Too; He Must Make His Choice And Then Do The Best He Can To Be Content To Go The Way His Judgment Leads.

Inside Every Lawyer Is The Wreck Of A Poet.