I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I

I've Wiped The File? .... I've Wiped All The Files? .... I've Wiped The Internet? I Don't Even Have A Modem!

All Humans Can Do More Than They Think They Can Do. So I Think We Can All Actually Be More Superhuman Than We Think We Can.

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

I Wanted To Be Less Well-known In Comedy.