I Am A Man Who Has Never

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

I Haven't Read A Newspaper In 20 Years. I Don't Look At The Computer Or Anything. You Have To Have A Filter On What You Let In.

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.