I Am A Man Of My Word…

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.

If You Happen To Catch On Fire During The Show, Do Not Panic Or Wave Your Arms Around Or Scream Or We Wil Give Something To Panic And Wave You Arms Around And Scream About.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.