I Am A Man Of My Word…

When I Look Up At The Clouds I See So Many Animals, Mostly Sheep Who Have Lost Their Limbs And Heads.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

Clothing Sizes Are Weird, They Go: Small, Medium, Large And Then Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Extra Extra Extra Large. Something Happened At Large, They Just Gave Up. They Were Like, 'i'm Not Doing Any More Adjectives; You Just Keep Putting Extras On There.' We Could Do Better Than That: Small, Medium, Large, Whoa, Easy, Slow Down, Stop It, Interesting, American.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!