I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.