I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

The Sun Was In Mind To Come Out But Having A Look At The Weather It Was In Lost Heart And Went Back Again.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.