I Always Wanted To Perform.

I’m About To Enter A National Ass-kicking Contest. With No Legs. And A Massive Ass.

Keeping A Sense Of Humor About Life. My Parents Divorced When I Was 8, And Whenever I Felt Down, My Mom Would Remind Me That A Sense Of Humor Gets You Through Just About Anything.

I Never Go About A New Project As If I'm Trying Ot Redefine Myself. I Just Like To Work, And I'm Excited By Material I Find Challenging And - If It's A Comedy - Exceptionally Funny.

Making A Movie Is A Long, Dull Process. There's A Lot Of Waiting Around.

Doing A Half-hour Tv Show Is A Dream