I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics,

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

The Most Important Thing About Writing A Book Is Having Book Parties.

Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is The Only Racecourse In The World Where The Horses Own The People.

We Seem To Be Going Through A Period Of Nostalgia, And Everyone Seems To Think Yesterday Was Better Than Today. I Don't Think It Was, And I Would Advise You Not To Wait Ten Years Before Admitting Today Was Great. If You're Hung Up On Nostalgia, Pretend Today Is Yesterday And Just Go Out And Have One Hell Of A Time.

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.