I Always Told My Mother I Wanted

I Don't Slam Doors In People's Faces, And I'm Not A Bigot.

I'm Just An Old Hippie. You Know, Peace And Love.

I Loved It, But Had To Forget About Acting After Elementary School Because It Was The Sort Of Thing You Just Didn't Do In My Rough Neighborhood.

I Was In A Play In Elementary School And Had To Jump Up And Run Away. I Was Nervous And Tripped And Fell Down And Everyone Laughed. Their Laughter Made Me Relax, So I Pretended It Was Part Of The Show.

I Always Told My Mother I Wanted A Job Where I Could Have A Lot Of Fun And Have A Lot Of Time Off. She Asked Me Where I Was Going To Find That, And I Said, 'i Don't Know, But It's Out There.