I Always Said That Mega-mergers Were For

Try And Inject Into Every Commercial You Make A Touch Of Singularity; A Bird That Will Hook On To The Consumers Mind

Many Manufacturers Secretly Question Whether Advertising Really Sells Their Product, But Are Vaguely Afraid That Their Competitors Might Steal A March On Them If They Stopped.

Don't Count The People That You Reach, Reach The People Who Count

I Can't Stand Callow Amateurs Who Aren't Sufficiently Interested In The Craft Of Advertising To Assume The Posture Of Students.

Our Business Is Infested With Idiots Who Try To Impress By Using Pretentious Jargon.