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If I'm Out Trailriding, I Have A Favorite Motorcycle. Riding On The Road, I've Got A Favorite. If I'm Jumping, I Have A Favorite, And If I'm Racing, I Have A Favorite.

I Don't Have Any Problems In Life, Just Situations.

I Really Think We Should Pass A Law In Every State, I Don't Care Whether It Takes The Independence Away From An Old Person Or Not. You Shouldn't Be Driving A Car If You're Over The Age Of 80. Maybe Even Less Than That.

You Can't Ask A Guy Like Me Why [i Performed]. I Really Wanted To Fly Through The Air. I Was A Daredevil, A Performer. I Loved The Thrill, The Money, The Whole Macho Thing. All Those Things Made Me Evel Knievel. Sure, I Was Scared. You Gotta Be An Ass Not To Be Scared. But I Beat The Hell Out Of Death.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.