I Abhor Crime Novels In Which The

She's Married. I'm More A Friend And Occasional Lover.

When Their Love Was Not Reciprocated, It Could Quickly Turn To Violent Hatred.

It Proved Once Again The Theory That No Security System Is A Match For A Stupid Employee.

Sometimes They Were Together So Often That It Felt As Though They Really Were A Couple; Sometimes Weeks And Months Would Go By Before They Saw Each Other. But Even As Alcoholics Are Drawn To The State Liquor Store After A Stint On The Wagon, They Always Came Back To Each Other.

When I Find The Motherfucker Who Tortured An Innocent Cat To Death Just To Send Us A Warning, I'm Going To Clobber Him With A Baseball Bat