Hypocrisy Is The Outward Acknowledgment Of Inward

My Dad Had This Thing - Everyone In Canada Wants To Play Hockey; That's All They Want To Do. So When I Was A Kid, Whenever We Skated My Dad Would Not Let Us On The Ice Without Hockey Sticks, Because Of This Insane Fear We Would Become Figure Skaters!

I Was In My Peak Physical Condition When I Was About Like, Uh... One. Oh God, I Looked Good, Young And Fresh! You Wouldn't Know Me Now If You'd Seen Me When I Was One, You Know? I Even Looked Good For My Age. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, What Are You, Zero? And I'd Go, No, I'm One Over Here!

I Sort Of Have Open Invitations From A Lot Of People To Do Tv. But It's Very Hard For Me To Do Roles In Sitcoms And Movies Because I'm Not A Great Actor, So If The Material Isn't Good, I'm In Torment While I Do It.

I'm A Huge Sports Fan But Have No Interest In Minutiae. I Don't Remember Who Won Super Bowls Five Years Ago Or Listen To Sports Talk Radio.

There Are Two Things Which A Man Should Scrupulously Avoid: Giving Advice That He Would Not Follow, And Asking Advice When He Is Determined To Pursue His Own Opinion.