Humor Comes From Self-confidence.

So Much Of Life Is Happenstance. It Makes Me Laugh When I Go To A Bookstore And See All Those Titles About Controlling Your Life. You're Lucky If You Can Control Your Bladder.

So Often The Truth Is Told With Hate, And Lies Are Told With Love.

What's The Point Of Prolonging Your Life If You Don't Enjoy It? It's Your Body. Do Whatever You Want With It. Better To Wear Out Than Rust Over.

If Critics Want To Help Me, Let Them Come Sit Next To Me While I'm Writing.

A Peacefulness Follows Any Decision, Even The Wrong One.