Humor Comes From Self-confidence.

In America Sex Is An Obsession. In Europe It's A Fact Of Life.

Once You Know What Women Are Like, Men Get Kind Of Boring. I'm Not Trying To Put Them Down, I Mean I Like Them Sometimes As People, But Sexually They're Dull.

I Believe All Literature Started As Gossip.

Tennis, Imprisoned Within Fixed Boundaries, A Patch Of An Acre, A Green Rectangle, Tries The Human Soul. A Tennis Court Is Like A Coffin, Only Larger.

In Sports, As In Love, One Can Never Pretend.