Humanity And Bestiality: When Will The Former

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.

There Is No More Unfortunate Creature Under The Sun Than A Fetishist Who Yearns For A Woman's Shoe And Has To Settle For The Whole Woman.

Through My Satire I Make Little People So Big That Afterwards They Are Worthy Objects Of My Satire And No One Can Reproach Me Any Longer.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.

I Have Decided Many A Stylistic Problem First By My Head, Then By Heads Or Tails.