Howie's Doctor Told Him To Lose Ten

Only Men You Can Count On These Days Are Ben And Jerry.

I Met A Real Looker. He Picked Me Up At The Two Dollar Slot Machines, So You Know He's No Cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

I'm Done With Men. I Have A Hamster. That's All I Need.

You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck! What Will The Kids Think?" Stuart Bagget