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Babe, You've Destroyed A Car, Burned Down Two Buildings, Stapled A Guy's Nuts, And You Have Sixteen Stitches In Your Leg. Take A Night Off. Have A Glass Of Wine, Watch Some Television, And Go To Bed Early." -ranger

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.

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