How Time Files When You's Doin' All

You Really, Really, Really Have To Love What You Are Going To Do In Theater Because It Is An Unmerciful Life. It's Six Days A Week. It's Eight Performances A Week. And That's Doing The Exact Same Thing Over And Over And Over Again.

State Sanctioned Marriage Is A Civil Contract Period. A Contract Is Not A Judgment Of Moral Value. It Is A Legal Agreement Between Two Parties That Testifies To A Meeting Of Minds Between Those Consenting Entities. It Is Not A Religious Act Or Rite And So Has Nothing To Do With Adam And Eve Or Steve Or Even Harvey.

I'm Sure There's Going To Be Some Material From This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I Usually Use That Song To Just Introduce Myself To The Audience, Although The Patter In Between The Song Is Always Different.

There's Nothing I Need From Anyone Except Love And Respect, And Anyone Who Can't Give Me Those Two Things Has No Place In My Life.

Pork Was In 1971, And I Stopped Hanging Out At The Factory By Like 1973.