You Really, Really, Really Have To Love

I Don't Believe In The Afterlife, So I Do Think When Somebody Passes, It's Worthy Of Note.

It's A Lot Of Fun To Play Someone You Don't Normally Think Of Yourself As.

There Are Easier Things In Life Than Being A Drag Queen. But I Ain't Got No Choice. Try As I May, I Just Can't Walk In Flats.

As The Book Writer For One Big Smash And One Big Smelly Flop, I Always Wondered If Anyone Knows Just What Goes Into Making A Great Musical. When A Show Is A Hit, The Critics Trip Over Themselves Not Knowing Who To Laud And Applaud The Loudest. It's That Marvelous Score, Those Urbane Lyrics, That Irreplaceable Star. But Only When A Show Is A Flop, Does Anyone Notice The Book Writer. And Then It's Always Our Fault.

I Got A Lovely Check Today From Being A Writer That I Earned By Sitting At Home. That's Rewarding.