Hope, And Hopelessness, Persist Despite The Facts.

Opportunity Often Goes Begging. Luck, Never.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.

Self-congratulation Pleases Only The Speaker.

My Passions Have Never Jumped Out Of The Fireplace And Set Fire To The Carpet.

Conscious Thought Is The Tidying Up At The End.