Honesty Is Hard Work.

Information Can't Be Put In Any Container That Isn't Leaky.

Some Guys Step On A Rake In The Dark, And Get Mad And Go Punch Somebody. Others Step On A Rake In The Dark And Fall Down Laughing At Themselves. I Know Which Kind Of Guy I'd Rather Be. So Do My Friends.

When Writing, Always Hook The Reader With Your First Sentence...in Love, Never Settle...value Yourself First And This Will Help You To Value Others...life Is Short, So Enjoy It To The Fullest...everyone In The World Is Different, And That's Ok.

You Become Uneasy With People In Direct Proportion To How Many Lies You Have To Keep Track Of In Their Presence.

Librarians Are The Secret Masters Of The World. They Control Information. Don't Ever Piss One Off.