If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony

If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony Is A Glutton, And A Person Who Commits A Felony Is A Felon, Then God Is An Iron.

Now That I Finally Have The Time For It, This Web Surfing Stuff Turns Out To Be As Interesting And Fun And Addictive As You've All Been Telling Me. Zipping From Link To Link, Chasing An Idea Across The Noosphere, Sucking Up Information Like A Killer Whale - Way Cool.

Me, I Have A Science Fiction Writer's Conviction That The Damn Robot Is Supposed To Speak Human, Not The Other Way Around.

And I'm A Pair Of Pants With A Hole Scorched Through The Ass?

We Did Make Use, From Time To Time, Of Candles, Neckties, Scarves, Shoelaces, A Little Water-color Paintbrush, Her Hairbrush, Butter, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, My Swedish Hand Vibrator, A Fascinating Bead Necklace She Had, Miscellaneous Common Household Items, And Every Molecule Of Flesh That Was Exposed To Air Or Could Be Located With Strenuous Search.