Home Run Hitters Strike Out A Lot.

The Will To Win Is Worthless If You Don't Get Paid For It.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.