Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

You Don't Face Nolan Ryan Without Your Rest. He's The Only Guy I Go Against That Makes Me Go To Bed Before Midnight.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

When You've Played This Game For Ten Years And Gone To Bat Seven-thousand Times And Gotten Two-thousand Hits Do You Know What That Really Means? It Means You've Gone Zero For Five-thousand.

I'll Tell You What Makes A Great Manager: A Great Manager Has A Knack For Making Ballplayers Think They Are Better Than They Think They Are. He Forces You To Have A Good Opinion Of Yourself. He Lets You Know He Believes In You.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.