Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

Babe Ruth Was Great. I'm Just Lucky.

In The Building I Live In On Park Avenue There Are Ten People Who Could Buy The Yankees, But None Of Them Could Hit The Ball Out Of Yankee Stadium.

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.

I Was Reminded That When We Lose And I Strike Out, A Billion People In China Don't Care.