Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

You Don't Face Nolan Ryan Without Your Rest. He's The Only Guy I Go Against That Makes Me Go To Bed Before Midnight.

October: That's When They Pay Off For Playing Ball.

In The Building I Live In On Park Avenue There Are Ten People Who Could Buy The Yankees, But None Of Them Could Hit The Ball Out Of Yankee Stadium.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

There's A Manager (billy Martin) I Could Play For.