Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

I'll Probably Pay More Attention To The Musicians In The Pit Than The Stars Because They're The Closest You're Going To Get To Normal People In The Audience.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.