Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

Shaq Is Rich. The White Man Who Signs His Check... Is Wealthy. "ah, Here You Go, Shaq. Go Buy Yourself A Bouncing Car. Bling, Bling!"

Are We So Desperate For Entertainment That We Will Fall For A Trickless Magician?? Saw A Woman In Half. Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat. Do Something! What Tricks Does This Guy Have? "i'm In A Box...and I Ain't Gonna Eat.". "i'm In A Box... And I Ain't Gonna Eat!!" That Ain't No Trick! That's Called Living In The Projects!

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

If You Live Below Your Means, You Can Turn Down Stuff All The Time.

America Is The Only Place Where People Go Hunting On A Full Stomach.