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I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea; Changing A Belief Is Trickier.

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.

You Know The World's Gone Mad When The Best Rapper Is A White Guy, The Best Golfer Is A Black Guy, The Swiss Hold The America's Cup, France Is Accusing The Usa Of Arrogance And The Germans Don't Want To Go To War !