Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

Comedians Tend To Find A Comfort Zone And Stay There And Do Lamer Versions Of Themselves For The Rest Of Their Career.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.