Hollywood Is Like An Empty Wastebasket.

At The Age Of Ten, I Thought If A Boy Kissed You On The Lips, You Would Have A Baby, And I Surely Wasn't The Only Youngster Who Believed That!

Sure, Jets Are Fast And Economical, But, Oh My, What Fun We've Lost And What Leisure We've Sacrificed In The Race To Efficiency. Somehow, Stepping Onto A Plane And Zooming Across The United States In A Matter Of Hours Doesn't Hold A Candle To The Dear, Old-fashioned Train Ride.

I Yearned For A Long, Happy Marriage With One Person.

I Traveled With My Mother, Lela, And There Was Never Enough Money. I Always Had To Roll Down My Silk Stockings And Carry A Doll When We Bought Train Tickets So I Could Go Half-fare. If We Had $3, We Always Figured How To Tip For The Trunks And Still Eat.

I Don't Disagree With Seeing A Rubens Of A Nude Body, But I Don't Believe In A Nude Body In Action. With Rubens, Thank Goodness, They Aren't In Action.