[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.