Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.

Abscond - To Move In A Mysterious Way, Commonly With The Property Of Another.

Glutton- A Person Who Escapes The Evils Of Moderation By Committing Dyspepsia.

Limb, N. The Branch Of A Tree Or The Leg Of An American Woman.

Nihilist, N. A Russian Who Denies The Existence Of Anything But Tolstoi. The Leader Of The School Is Tolstoi.

Women In Love Are Less Ashamed Than Men. They Have Less To Be Ashamed Of.