Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.

Backbite: To ''speak Of A Man As You Find Him'' When He Can't Find You.

The Covers Of This Book Are Too Far Apart.

Quotient, N. A Number Showing How Many Times A Sum Of Money Belonging To One Person Is Contained In The Pocket Of Another - Usually About As Many Times As It Can Be Got There.

The Most Affectionate Creature In The World Is A Wet Dog.

Grapeshot, N. An Argument Which The Future Is Preparing In Answer To The Demands Of American Socialism.