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Lap, N. One Of The Most Important Organs Of The Female System - An Admirable Provision Of Nature For The Repose Of Infancy, But Chiefly Useful In Rural Festivities To Support Plates Of Cold Chicken And Heads Of Adult Males.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Absurdity, N.: A Statement Or Belief Manifestly Inconsistent With One's Own Opinion.

Neighbor, N. One Whom We Are Commanded To Love As Ourselves, And Who Does All He Knows How To Make Us Disobedient.

Limb, N. The Branch Of A Tree Or The Leg Of An American Woman.