Hey, Single Malt Scotch, Youre Thirty Years

I'm Livin' High On The Hog, And Let Me Tell You, Hogs Make A Terrible Foundation.

I Love The Internet, And The Internet Loves Me Back. Why Else Would It Offer Me So Much Sex?

Don’t Get Me Wrong. Being A Mom Is No Picnic. Raising The Kids Is The Mother’s Responsibility. It’s A Thankless, Solitary Job, Like Sheriff Or Pope.

Washington Is Dangerously Positioned Between Two Canadas, Canada Canada And California's Canada, Oregon.

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.