Hey! Shouts Camel. There Ain't No Woman

I Tend Not To Think About The Reading Public At All, Or The Business, When I'm Writing.

Sometimes I Think If I Had To Choose Between An Ear Of Corn Or Making Love To A Woman, I'd Choose The Corn.

All Right. Let's Give You Something To Tell Your Grandkids About. Or Great-grandkids. Or Great-great-grandkids." I Snort With Glee, Delirious With Excitement. Charlie Winks And Pours Me Another Finger's Worth Of Whiskey. Then, On Second Thought, He Tips The Bottle Again. I Reach Out And Grab Its Neck. "better Not," I Say. "don't Want To Get Tipsy And Break A Hip.

When Will People Learn That Just Because You Can Make Something Doesn’t Mean You Should?

The Sky The Sky- Same As It Always Was.