Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday

I Have Angst In My Life, But I'm Like Anybody. We All Have Angst In Our Lives That We Pick Up And Fidget With And Then We Put Down And Look At Some Other Things That Make Us Feel Good Or Enjoy Our Lives.

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

I Got Married Recently. So Far, So Good. Less Sex Than I Expected, But Other Than That, It's A Pretty Good Lifestyle.

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.