America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

New White People, You Can't Scare These White People, I Tried.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.