America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

I Don't Really Frick With Africa Cause People Are Starving To Death And That's Not Ballin' To Me.

You Know You Must Be Doing Something Right If Old People Like You.

Comedians By And Large Are Some Of The Most Sensitive People On Earth. Even If They're Socially Callous.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

A Celebrity, Whatever I Am, You Get Cut Off Sometimes From People Just By Circumstance.