He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek

The Only Reason I'm Coming Out Here Tomorrow Is The Schedule Says I Have To.

I Managed 26 Years And Found Out When I Retired I Didn't Own The Game. I Thought I Owned It When I Was Managing All Those Years. You Can Climb To The Top Of The Mountain, Get Down On Your Knees And Kiss The Ground, Because You'll Never Own That Mountain. That Mountain Is Only Owned By One Single Person, And He'll Never Give It Up. That's The Way Baseball Is.

Chris Pittaro Is The Best Rookie I've Had In 15 Years.

A Baseball Manager Is A Necessary Evil.

If A Team Is In A Positive Frame Of Mind, It Will Have A Good Attitude. If It Has A Good Attitude, It Will Make A Commitment To Playing The Game Right. If It Plays The Game Right, It Will Win-unless, Of Course, It Doesn't Have Enough Talent To Win, And No Manager Can Make Goose-liver Pate Out Of Goose Feathers, So Why Worry?