Heroin May Be Bad, But It Sure

I Urge The Media To Start Referring To Climate Skeptics As What They Really Are: Climate Assholes.

The Teachers Don't Know Anything. What Are The Kids Going To Learn With A Horrible Education System?

Rush Limbaugh, Who Has Made A Career Preaching That Anybody Who Does Drugs Has Got To Go Right To Jail - Do Not Pass Go, No Questions Asked, Right To Jail - Gets Caught Doing Thirty Oxycontin A Day. Thirty Oxycontin?! Do You Have Any Idea How High That Is?! I Don't, And I've Been Pretty High!

People Are Either Good Or They're Not. Religion Doesn't Make Anybody Good, I Don't Think.

John Kerry Made A Joke About Bush Being A Moron, And Now Bush Wants Morons To Think It Was A Joke Was About The Troops. ... Now, John Kerry Has Apologized. He Said He Made A Botched Joke And Admitted That He Has A Joking Problem. He Has Checked Into An Improv Group And Revealed That As A Child, He Was Molested By A Clown.