Hell No. When I Die I Want

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.