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Don't Try To Be A Hero. Try To Be A Winner.

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

I Used To Be A Mad Hitter. And Then I Learned The Longer You Wait Out The Ball, The Better You See It. And The Better You See It, The Harder You Hit It. And The Harder You Hit It, The Higher Your Average Is Going To Be. And The Higher Your Average Is, The More Money You're Going To Make.

Every Time I Sit With Our General Manager At A Baseball Game, And There's Number-cruncher And Statistician Guy - I'm Sitting Around - They Start Talking About Stuff, And I Say, 'what's That? I've Never Heard Of That One Before.