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How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

I'll Say This About The War Protesters: At Least Most Of Them Are Only Putting Duct Tape Across Their Mouths So I Can Still Tell The Rest Of Them To Blow It Out Their Ass.

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.

The White House Again Refused To Turn Over Discussions Vice President Cheney Had With Enron Officials Over Energy Policy. Cheney Said If He Had To Disclose Every Time Some Business Donated A Ton Of Money Then Came In To Write Its Own Policy To Govern Itself, He Wouldn't Get Any Work Done.