He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

Juno Macguff: I Was Out Handling Things Way Beyond My Maturity Level.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.

I Think I Might Be One Of The Only People In America, Or At Least The Only Person I Know, Who Saw Both 'the Dark Knight' And 'mamma Mia!' On Their Shared Opening Weekend.

'sweet Valley High' Is Fantastic, Fabulous, A Little Bit Campy, And - Dare I Say It - Cinematic.