He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

It's Possible That I've Matured As A Writer, And I Hope I've Matured Emotionally, But I Always Find Myself Revisiting These Adolescent Scenes.

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.

The Rolling Stones Are So Versatile, They're Like The Band Version Of That Infinite Dress They Sell On Qvc.

For Me, Writing Essays, Prose And Fiction Is A Great Way To Be Self-indulgent.

I Usually Try Not To Think About Actors While Writing, Because The Odds Of Those Stars Aligning And You Getting Those Specific People Are So Rare.