He Did Nothing In Particular, And Did

Then A Sentimental Passion Of A Vegetable Fashion Must Excite Your Languid Spleen, An Attachment A La Plato For A Bashful Young Potato, Or A Not-too-french French Bean!

I Love My Fellow Creatures - I Do All The Good I Can - Yet Everybody Says I'm Such A Disagreeable Man!

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

A Man Is But An Ass Who Fights In A Cuirass