He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.

The Crack Of The Bat, The Sound Of Baseballs Thumping Into Gloves, The Infield Chatter Are Like Birdsong To The Baseball Starved.

Baseball Games Are Like Snowflakes And Fingerprints, No Two Are Ever Alike.

Syzygy, Inexorable, Pancreatic, Phantasmagoria - Anyone Who Can Use Those Four Words In One Sentence Will Never Have To Do Manual Labor.

Read! Read! Read! And Then Read Some More. When You Find Something That Thrills You, Take It Apart Paragraph By Paragraph, Line By Line, Word By Word, To See What Made It So Wonderful. Then Use Those Tricks Next Time You Write.

I Have No Interest In Non-fiction. I Don't Read It And Don't Watch It And Don't Write It, Other Than A Little Journalistic Column.