He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.

Discovered W. Somerset Maugham In About 5th Grade. Didn't Understand The Plots, But Loved The Descriptions.

It Is The Same Game That Moonlight Graham Played In 1905. It Is A Living Part Of History, Like Calico Dresses, Stone Crockery, And Threshing Crews Eating At Outdoor Tables. It Continually Reminds Us Of What Was, Like An Indian-head Penny In A Handful Of New Coins.

I'm A Big Fan Of Curling, Follow All The Major World Events. Watch All Four Tennis Majors.

He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.

Syzygy, Inexorable, Pancreatic, Phantasmagoria - Anyone Who Can Use Those Four Words In One Sentence Will Never Have To Do Manual Labor.