Have Your Adventures, Make Your Mistakes, And

So Here I Am. This Is As Good As It Gets. Take It Or Leave It.

Our Culture Has Made Us All The Same. No One Is Truly White Or Black Or Rich, Anymore. We All Want The Same. Individually, We Are Nothing.

Without Animals, There Would Be No Humanity. In A World Of Just People, People Will Mean Nothing . . .

Tyler Gets Me A Job As A Waiter, After That Tyler's Pushing A Gun In My Mouth And Saying, The First Step To Eternal Life Is You Have To Die.

The Only Biodiversity We're Going To Have Left Is Coke Versus Pepsi. We're Landscaping The Whole World One Stupid Mistake At A Time.