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If You Stay In A House And You Go To The Bathroom And There Is No Toilet Paper, You Can Always Slide Down The Banisters. Don't Tell Me You Haven't Done It.

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Am I Allowed To Call Myself Working-class Now? Because Obviously I'm Now Very Rich.