Have A Holly Jolly Christmas!

How I Longed To See These Things; How I Longed To See The Liberty Bell And Walk On The Streets Where Thomas Jefferson, Tom Paine And Benjamin Franklin Had Walked.

I'm A Law-abiding Man. That Is, If There's Any Law To Abide By.

I Stopped And Gazed On The Little Dull Man Who Was Being Paid To Be A Teacher Of Teachers. I Turned And Walked To The Door, Slammed It Closed With A Bang, And Broken Glass Crashed To The Floor. There Was Uproar Behind Me In The Class, Which Did Not Interest Me At All.

The Cool Wind Blew In My Face And All At Once I Felt As If I Had Shed Dullness From Myself. Before Me Lay A Long Gray Line With A Black Mark Down The Center. The Birds Were Singing. It Was Spring.

I Got Into A Brawl One Night In A Saloon In Greenwich Village. Elia Kazan, A Great Director, Saw Me Put Out A Couple Of Hecklers And Figures There Was Some Big Daddy In Me, Just Lyin' Dormant. And Out It Came. People Still Do Call Me Big Daddy, But To Me, Inside, I'm No Big Daddy At All.